Posts Tagged ‘Tarheads’
Death to the Smurfs (UNC), Go Spartans!!!

I will be the first to acknowledge that both the blogosphere and the internet in general are full of vitriol directed toward various teams. Any team that has ever enjoyed any success whatsoever has something written about it which drips of the sort of steaming hatred that accompanies sports rivalries great and small. Most of the time these flaming rants come from fans of teams that are either rivals (or wish they were rivals) of the object of the spewing hatred.
This post is a flaming rant. It is not, however, aimed at a traditional rival of the Tennessee Volunteers. Furthermore, while it amounts to little more than a creative rationalization on my part, I feel that I have earned my bitching license on this one since — in addition to being a graduate of the University of Tennessee — I am also a graduate of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.
I despise the Tarheels Tarheads…
From 1998 until 2001, I attended “trade school” at UNC. For the record, I got a wonderful education at the UNC School of Law, and have nothing but good things to say about the educational aspects of that institution. There are a few reasons for this. First, UNC School of Law is an excellent institution with a fine faculty. Second, as is the case at most professional and graduate schools, most of the students at UNC School of Law did their undergraduate work elsewhere.
See, I said something nice about UNC…
2009 SEC Basketball Power Poll Ballot: Week 1
Check out the Full Poll Results at Garnet and Black Attack!
Week 1
Through 6 January 2009
Well, given the fact that the collective SEC Blogging brain trust simply couldn’t give up on a good thing, this week Gate 21 along with a host of real blogs (ones that actually know what they are talking about) proudly debuts the first SEC Basketball Power Poll, ranking the relative “power” (hence the name … pretty cool, huh?) of the basketball squads for each of the SEC-member schools on a weekly basis throughout conference play. In the future, these ballots will be submitted by the various members at the first of the week with the results being posted over at Garnet and Black Attack Thursday-ish. Since this week is the first week of the 2009 Poll, however, well … we’re running behind.
Anyway, here’s my ballot for this first week in the SEC Basketball Power Poll, along with a feeble attempt at explaining why I’m such a moron.
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The Tennessee Volunteers have managed a couple of nice wins so far, most notably against Georgetown, and a close loss to Gonzaga (whom they play again tonight). The Vols have played the toughest schedule of the SEC teams thus far, and have the experience to go with it. On the other hand, they have also managed to completely stink it up a bit with inconsistent guard play, the inability to hit the 3-Point shot, and a general lack of direction and identity. That said, they are still probably the best team in the SEC…for now. |
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The Arkansas Razorbacks have been a real surprise thus far this season. After defeating the Texas Longhorns 67–61—their second win over a top-10 opponent this year—the Hogs look to be for real. As a team, Arkansas looks to be a force to be reckoned with in the SEC West, second only to the litany of expletives emanating from Coach John Pelphrey’s mouth. |
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The Florida Gators are a solid team whose biggest win to date came against the NC State Wolfpack. That’s all well and good except that the Wolfpack are, well, not very good. Still a solid start for the Gators. |
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The South Carolina Gamecocks are 11-2 thus far, despite a less than impressive schedule. Their only real test to date ended in a loss to the Clemson Tigers, but they clearly have the ability to win, the question remains as to whether they will actually do that down the stretch. |
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The Kentucky Wildcats came out in full force suck losing to both VMI and the Tarheads in their first two games of the season. From there, however they have improved. Had they beaten their kissing cousins, the Louisville Cardinals, they’d have been higher this week. Still, it’s probably a little early to start screaming to “Fire Billy.” |
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The LSU Tigers really haven’t played anyone yet this season, and thus are sort of an unknown. Their 12-2 record, however, gives them the boost into the top-half of the conference. We’ll see if they can hold on to it once they start conference play this weekend against the Tide. |
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Like LSU, the Vanderbilt Commodores have yet to really show whether they are good or not. At 11-3, they appear to have some talent, but a win at Kentucky on Saturday will definitely improve their ranking. |
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The Auburn Tigers lost 4 of their first 7 games, but have come on since the start of December, picking up 7 straight wins including a win against the Virginia Cavaliers in Charlottesville. Still, opening up with losses to Mercer, Dayton, and Northern Iowa hardly inspires confidence. |
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Mark Gottfried has been coaching the Alabama Crimson Tide for 11 seasons now, but they rarely seem to get much better or much worse. At 10-4, it looks like the Tide will likely reside in the middle of the SEC once again. Will Gottfried make it to 12 seasons? |
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Well, it isn’t much, but the Mississippi State Bulldogs’ Basketball team is a little better than the football team fielded in Starkville this year. Still, at 10-5, they have managed a few decent wins recently, most notably against Houston and Western Kentucky. |
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The Georgia Bulldogs managed the seemingly impossible in the SEC Tournament last year, but they appear to have returned to their ways of old this year, losing every game played thus far against a quality opponent. |
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At 9-5, the Ole Miss Rebels are deceptive in that they appear to be a decent team. Don’t be fooled, there may be great suckification ahead in Oxford if they can’t manage to play an entire game to the end—just like they didn’t against Southern Miss. |
So there you have it, my pre-SEC conference Power Poll rankings which are worth almost nothing. In a few weeks we should have a much clearer picture of who is for real and who is not. For now, however, we are really left to little more than educated guessing.
The Rest of the Power Poll
Now that you have wasted your time looking at my ballot, go check out what everybody else is saying over at Garnet and Black Attack, where the final poll results will be posted Thursday-ish.
2008 CBS Sports BlogPoll Ballot: Week 13
Here’s my ballot for this week’s CBS Sports College Football BlogPoll hosted by—as you might imagine—CBS Sports.
Week 13
Through 22 November 2008
Well, while my Top 10 remained fairly stable (with the notable exception of the Texas Tech Red Raiders), nearly the entire field in the backend of my ballot from last week managed to lose over the weekend (6 teams from 15-25). It looks like things are tightening up down the stretch, and we can now begin to see where the teams will land for the bowl season. Most of my votes should be fairly obvious. Either way, here is my preliminary BlogPoll Top 25 for this week:
My Ballot for the Week
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Florida | 1 |
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Oklahoma | 1 |
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Texas | 1 |
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Southern Cal | 1 |
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Missouri | 1 |
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Utah | 2 |
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Boise State | – |
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Ohio State | 1 |
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Penn State | 1 |
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Texas Tech | 9 |
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Ball State | – |
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Oklahoma State | – |
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Georgia | – |
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TCU | 4 |
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Cincinnati | 5 |
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Oregon State | 5 |
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Northwestern | 7 |
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Oregon | 5 |
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Boston College | 6 |
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Michigan State | 4 |
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Pittsburgh | 6 |
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Brigham Young | 8 |
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Florida State | 2 |
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Mississippi | 1 |
Dropped Out: North Carolina (#18), LSU (#20), Maryland (#23).
Explanations after the jump…
2008 CBS Sports BlogPoll Ballot: Week 11
Here’s my ballot for this week’s CBS Sports College Football BlogPoll hosted by—as you might imagine—CBS Sports.
Week 11
Through 08 November 2008
Things stay interesting this week, but Penn State and Iowa may have helped keep the BCS committee from facing a repeat of last year’s debacle. Thus, here is my preliminary BlogPoll Top 25 for this week. Most of these should be fairly obvious. Either way, here’s my ballot:
My Ballot for the Week
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Alabama | – |
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Texas Tech | – |
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Oklahoma | 1 |
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Florida | 1 |
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Texas | 2 |
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Southern Cal | – |
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Missouri | 1 |
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Boise State | 4 |
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Ohio State | 3 |
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North Carolina | 6 |
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Penn State | 9 |
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Ball State | 2 |
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Georgia | 4 |
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Brigham Young | 1 |
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Oklahoma State | 6 |
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Pittsburgh | 2 |
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Michigan State | 4 |
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TCU | 8 |
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LSU | 6 |
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South Carolina | 5 |
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Florida State | 4 |
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Cincinnati | 3 |
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Virginia Tech | 2 |
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Tulsa | 1 |
Dropped Out: California (#20), Georgia Tech (#21), Northwestern (#23), Minnesota (#24), Maryland (#25).
Explanations after the jump…
2008 BlogPoll: Week 6
Here’s my ballot for this week’s College Football BlogPoll which, as always, is hosted by MGOBlog, now with links to team info from CBS Sports.com.
Week 6
Through 4 October 2008
After the past weekend in the world of college football, there are a number of noteworthy changes in my BlogPoll ballot for this week. Most of these should be fairly obvious. Either way, here’s my ballot:
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LSU | 1 |
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Southern Cal | 1 |
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Texas Tech | 2 |
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Ohio State | 2 |
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Florida | – |
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Vanderbilt | 4 |
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Utah | 1 |
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Brigham Young | 1 |
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Kansas | 5 |
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Boise State | 5 |
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Oklahoma State | 6 |
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Wake Forest | 1 |
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California | 6 |
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North Carolina | 6 |
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Northwestern | 5 |
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Auburn | 15 |
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Virginia Tech | 3 |
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Michigan State | 1 |
Dropped Out: South Florida (#13), Oregon (#18), Fresno State (#22), Connecticut (#24).
The field gets narrower…
Explanations after the jump.
Self-Doubt — “It’s an ACC thing, you wouldn’t understand”

I realize that is probably a bit early in the season to be starting a pissing-match between conferences which is not my goal here, but as with most things I do, I am sure it will be taken in precisely the opposite manner than I intended.
Anyway, I think Ohio State has made a strong statement for the Big Ten — “Fail!“ That statement is based upon the criticisms and interpretations of those outside the “Big Ten Circle of Love.“
The ACC, however, is more than happy to eat its own…
Digital Headbutt has posted a wonderfully understated assessment of football in the ACC. The sum total of the description:
Hiding in the wilds of college football, hunted down one by one.
That paired with the strikingly appropriate (and funny) video — featuring one of my favorites, the gents of Monty Python — drives the point home even more poignantly. The boys in blue at DH have also asked whether anyone really wants to win the ACC?
Others, however, have joined in the conversation, pointing out that the ACC is rapidly sinking toward irrelevance when it comes to football — at least for this season. Here are a few of the voices, both from within and without:
- Is the ACC reduced to beating Miss. State for “some respect”? — Dr. Saturday
- “ESPN Radio” — Sporting Gnomes
- ACC Auditing: No Offense — SMQ
- ECU to join ACC? — ACC Headlines
- Tech looks to get ‘some respect for ACC’ vs. SEC — AJC
The thing I find peculiar is how quickly the ACC-faithful have already started questioning the quality of thier own conference. After all, looking at this past weekend, the ACC did reasonably well against other conferences. I suppose it is an SEC thing to be haughty and arrogant, even when outmatched.
While I agree that the ACC has yet to show why it should be a BCS conference this season (and, in the interest of full disclosure — for the record — I despise the ACC, since I live amidst its “regal” legions as a “simple-minded SEC fan”), it has won a few key games. Either way, the self-doubt is running rampant, even now.
I suppose they just need someone to tell them that they are pretty…
That’s Better…Quality Football Time

Week Three!
It’s that time again – Thursday morning, meaning the weekend is just around the corner. And of course weekends in the fall are all about college football Saturdays and hoping I’ll win my weekly fantasy matchup on Sundays.

This week is different from the first two in two ways: first, Tennessee finally FINALLY plays a freakin’ home game. This good because (a) I’m pretty sure every Tennessee fan is ready to play another game, if for no other reason than to get the remaining bitterness from UCLA out of the mouth and look ahead to the Florida-Auburn-Georgia death-road and (b) home games weekends are what make my fall semesters (don’t forget about the facelift renovations to Neyland Stadium as well).
While Tennessee plays a cupcake in UAB, there’s plenty of other games around the country to look forward to this week. It’s the week before conference play becomes the norm and there are some great matchups.
You know the deal by now – I’ll talk about the SEC games and then the national games of note. However from this point on I’ll change my approach with this section: I’ll be more decisive and selective with which games, and they’ll get attention the same way the SEC games do. Why am I switching things up a little? Because I want to. And I can. Anyways, the games…

SEC Games
UAB at Tennessee: Oh, to be back in the student section at Neyland Stadium. I already said what I was looking for this weekend here, so I won’t go into that. What I’m probably most excited about the actual game? Finally getting to sit in D, thanks to the death of Orange’s Nation illegal block seating.

Arkansas at Texas (ABC, 3:30): Hurricane Ike striketh (not literally…yet) – Arkansas won’t go down to Austin and get hammered until September 27. They host Alabama next weekend, an intriguing game and the first SEC game in under Bobby Petrino. My guess is the Hogs will need the work after escaping total embarrassment by slipping past Western Illinois and UL Monroe.
Georgia at South Carolina (CBS, 3:30): So now Georgia begins the utter brutality (yes, more brutal than a cop at an East Carolina game) that is their schedule. The desperate Chickens seem to be reeling – or wait, that’s just reality setting in…

I’m interested to see how UGA handles their first big test of the year. South Carolina’s defense should keep it close, but are the Gamecocks gonna score? I know they always play UGA tough at home, this game is generally a pretty hard fought, low-scoring game, and Spurrier is good for one win a year over the East’s Big Three, but I just don’t see them winning this game.
Middle Tennessee State at Kentucky/Rice at Vanderbilt: These would be snooze games, except for the small fact that BOTH UK and Vandy – whom I was not expecting much from – have a chance to be 3-0. These were the penciled-in Ws for both teams coming in, and losing would really put a damper on any bowl hopes, especially for the Commodores.
Western Kentucky at Alabama/Samford at Ole Miss: Snooze games of the week, though I’m interested to see if the Tide play any better than they did last week against Tulane.
North Texas at LSU: After some uncertainty due to the aforementioned Ike, this game will be played in Tiger Stadium. It’s gotta be tough on the Tigers, especially since if they don’t play this one (they probably will) it will be a two week bye before they go to Auburn. I just gotta wonder what being an LSU student is like amidst multiple hurricanes…
Auburn at Mississippi State (7:00, ESPN2): Ah yes, more SEC football. I’m still not sold on Auburn’s offense, they looked better against Southern Miss, but definitely still sluggish. We’ll have to see how they handle a road game against a team that beat them last year with defense.

Yes, Chris Todd, I know it is just Starkville, but your first SEC road game is your first SEC road game...
Auburn should win because I don’t think Mississippi State can score on the Auburn defense, but State could easily catch War Eagle looking ahead to home games against LSU and the Vols coming up. Can Sly Croom make it four-in-a-row against the state of Alabama?
FIVE MORE TO WATCH
Ohio State at USC (ABC 8:00): First, I’m glad these two teams are playing this game. Second, anything I could say in terms of analysis about this game would just be more of what you all have already heard/will hear. ESPN’s Pat Forde wrote a good piece about this game here. I’ll take the easy route and borrow a video from Thomas the Terrible over at YMSWWC…that you can watch by clicking HERE!!
Kansas at USF (Friday ESPN2, 8:00): Kansas is playing someone with a pulse! Kansas is playing someone with a pulse! USF could the JV League’s best (oh, I’m referring to the Big East as a JV league from here on), though they almost blew a lead to Kevin Smith-less UCF last week before winning in OT. I like the Bulls because KU is a joke. Yeah, I said it. A joke.
UCLA at BYU (ABC, 3:30): Both of these teams had their last games given to them: UCLA by Tennessee’s coaches and BYU by moronic Pac-10 refs. It’s BYU’s second and last Pac-10 opponent in their BCS-busting quest. They need this to get out of East Carolina’s shadow.
I just hope UCLA doesn’t get blown out, though it would absolutely confirm the last 0.5% of doubt I have that their win over Tennessee was a complete and total fluke (it was, there’s no denying it).
Oregon at Purdue (ABC, 3:30): The undercard to the epic Big Ten-Pac-showdown later in L.A. Purdue has consistently been beaten by every team they play that has a pulse recently, and Oregon is under-the-radar out West after losing the Dixon/Stewart combo.
If I had to pick a favorite Pac-10 team, it would be Oregon. Honestly, it’s the jerseys. Give them credit for being fashionably bold. In all seriousness, the Pac-10 needs somebody to at least come close to USC, and Oregon may be the only hope. So I hope they cream Purdue. Plus I just don’t like the Big Ten.
Wisconsin at Fresno State (ESPN2, 10:30): A big “respect” weekend for the Big Ten, though I see them losing all three of these games. Fresno, like the aforementioned Pirates, has a chance for a second “name” win early in the year, though this would be bigger than either of the Pirates’ wins – not to take anything away from them.
HONORABLE MENTION: ESPN has a high school game tonight between lawvol’s Tar Heels and Rutgers. Cal is off to a fast start, having beaten Michigan State and Washington State on the road 66-3 last week. They now go cross-country to Maryland (ESPN, 12:00). Much in the same realm as Oregon, I hope Cal wins, because the Pac-10 needs some challengers to USC and the Bears and Ducks are the best bets.
And finally, if you want to watch an overhyped game featuring two offensively offensive teams (one of whom lost to Utah and the other who was all but beat by San Diego State), you can watch Michigan at Notre Dame. Neither of these teams win 8 games this year, why the overhyping this meaningless game?
Oh, to be in Section D Saturday afternoon…













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