Posts Tagged ‘George Bush’

Of course by now those of you who actually read my posts know of my complete lack of creativity, since I mention it ad nauseum. I’m also not really all that funny of a guy either. However, this is actually pretty funny…

Unfortunately, I did not come up with it. No, that credit belongs to a co-worker of mine who showed/told me it shortly after deadline (I work at the News-Sentinel…the Scoreboard page? yes, that’s what I do) one night a couple weeks ago.

Here it is:

DUCK

DUCK

GOOSE (GOSSAGE)

There you go. If at first you don’t have a clue, that’s fine – neither did I. Trust me, though, it’ll make perfect sense when someone (or me) gives you the answer. I can’t really offer any kind of reward since I’m just a college student (yes, I did just play that card), but I can offer you this: pride. Sometimes pride is the best thing you can win. This is one of those times…

So just leave your guesses down there as a comment and I’ll let you know what the answer is if/when someone gets it right. Enjoy!!

Images Courtesy of: Butch Dill / AP (Daylife) • Getty Images (Daylife) • Passions of the Weiss

Despite my complete lack of meaningful activity over the last few days, here are a few links worth checking out…

• The best season in Tennessee basketball history and a few thoughtful observations on why John Calipari is the truthiest — The BruceBall Blog

• In response to Fulmer’s Belly’s Classic April Fools scoop, Tennessee head basketball coach Bruce Pearl says it all:

• In other news, Scotty Hopson — Rivals No 9 ranked basketball recruit in the country — decides that he’d look good in orange. — GoVolsXtra • Pigskin Pathos

• A breakdown on the Lady Vols as they head to the Final Four along with Candace Parker’s spare arm and some … er … in-depth analysis on Josie Maran (Rick Flair says “Wooo!”) — World According to MoonDog

• LexVol offers some thoughts on the end of basketball season, and a blueprint for Building the Perfect Beast — Vol Nation

• The Pretty Committee gets ready to visit Joel – Rocky Top Talk

• And the Envelope, Please: Chris Lofton managed to bring home a second place at the NCAA 3-Point Shoot out while Bruce Pearl collected the Adolph Rupp Coach of the Year award, plus Wayne Chism files his papers for an NBA Draft Evaluation. – GoVolsXtra

• Check out the newest Musical Sensation — Knoxville’s own Sons of Bruce:

– The Bruce is Loose

• In the wake of the announcement that the ringleader of the blog Stuff White People Like just garnered a $300,000 Book deal, Orson and the Snarktastics present a surprisingly cogent and thought-provoking list of Stuff Orange and White People Like — SWPL • Snarktastic • EDSBS

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• Meanwhile, the Lincoln County Sheriff’s Department has decided that Orange is not the Best Color for Jailbirds (I’ve always thought I could challenge that as a Constitutionally impermissible discriminatory practice by the government against the members of Orange Nation anyway … of course I am a lawyer and, thus, a bottom-feeder) -- NSEW Sports • Elk Valley Times

• For anyone who feels like seeing my blog design handiwork, you can slide on over to Bears Necessity, and my bud Avinash — who covers the California Bears in detail — and check out the new look for his home in the blogosphere — Bears Necessity

• Seems like Spurrier needs to be recruiting from the womens basketball program at South Cackalacka and that Mother Nature is a Red Sox Fan — Your Mother Slept With Wilt Chamberlain

• Apparently, Penn State Basketball Players Love Spending Time in the Library Playing with their … well, you’ll just have to read the story — The Daily Collegian

• Finally, it appears that El Presidente Bush just isn’t as popular with baseball fans as he he used to be, of course neither is Roger Clemens — Loser With Socks

– Go Figure …

Images Courtesy of: LOL Jocks • World According to MoonDog • Elk Valley Times