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Here in the lull, I have made some fairly substantial updates to the masterpieces on display in the Tennessee Home for the Visually Offensive. Including these amazing works of art:

For those of you who truly appreciate beautiful artworks, slide on over to the THFVO and give it a look, and for any of you who have works you’d like placed on permanent display, or a site which you think has the quality required for placement in the permanent collection here at Gate 21, send me an email by clicking on my signature below, and fire me a link or a file.

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Images Courtesy of: YMSWWC • LSU Freek • Loser With Socks

With a win tonight in the Sweet 16, the BasketVols will take the next step in cementing their place as the greatest Tennessee Mens Basektball team of all time. They will be tested, that is for sure, but everything tells me that tonight Bruce and the Barbarians will be ready, and will not disappoint.

Though I rarely make prognostications, I predict Tennessee will defeat Rick Pitino and the Louisville Cardinals tonight somewhere on the order of 76 – 70. Hopefully I’m not completely crazy, but I believe in this team.

For a more in depth breakdown, see the Bruce Ball Blog and Rocky Top Talk — any statistical analysis I would write would pale in comparison. For a lighter, and really ponderous take on the match-up, slide on over to Fulmer’s Belly.  Tipoff is tonight at 9:57 on CBS.

In the meantime … (note spy movie music in the background…)

It’s time for a battle … it’s time for a reckoning … and it’s time for Pitino and the Louisville Cardinals to pay for their actions, and Bruce Pearl is the ready hold them accountable!

Go Vols! Beat the Cardinals!

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Uh Oh, I Think Pitino is trying to call Bruce Almighty Out …

Since we have a few days until the next game on the schedule, and I am in a continued lazy spell, here are a few links worth looking at from across the internet as we await the Sweet 16 matchups later this week…

• A wonderful collection of ridiculous quotes taken completely out of context from Round 2 of the NCAA Tournament, my personal favorites: “– Awful Announcing
  • My Personal Favorites Include:
    • “Winner of this game (Purdue-Xavier) takes on the Duke Blue…oops, Duke wishes it was taking on the winner of the game.” – Greg Gumbel
    • “Maybe Barro’s taking the same kind of cold medicine I am. I could lift my car, I’ve got so much stuff in me.“- Dick Enberg
    • “Howard is one of those guys that just likes to bang you on the inside.“- Bill Raftery
    • “When you lay off the cheeseburgers, good things happen.“- Bill Raftery

• RBK is getting things started … Breaking Down Louisville, Part 1 (I’d do it, but I never learned long division…) – Bruce Ball Blog
• Why Can’t All of the SEC Brethren Just Get Along and Pull for One Another? – Fulmer’s Belly
• Meanwhile, the Lady Vols are kicking Oral Roberts’ Ass (well not his ass, but his teams asses … or would that be “assi”?) – World According to Moon Dog
• GhostOfNeyland Confirms it … Bruce Pearl Has Brass Ones – Third Saturday in Blogtober

More Excitement to Come as the BasketVols get ready to face Louisville … I see more farked photos in the near future…

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Just wanted to let everyone know that the Tennessee Home for the Visually Offensive has been updated with a bunch of new farks, including a whole new gallery dedicated to the Memphis Tigers.

Once again, if you have any farks you’d like on permanent display, feel free to drop me a line, and I’ll add them to the galleries.  To visit the museum, just click the header above, or right here.

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A Exclusive

In light of recent developments in both Tuscaloosa and New York, Nick Saban announced this afternoon that former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer will be joining the Alabama Crimson Tide football staff immediately. This announcement occurred on the same day that Spitzer resigned as New York Governor and said good-bye to his Gubernatorial staff.

Eliot Spitzer saying goodbye to his New York Political Staff earlier this morning

Coach Saban introduced Spitzer to the media today at 12:30 pm, only one hour after he resigned as the Governor of New York by saying,

It’s, like, really cool to have such a heavy hitter coming to join us here in Miam … er … Tuscaloosa. I mean, we’ve had some off-field incidents, even I can’t deny that anymore. Well, I suppose I could, but then everyone would realize I’m full of shit.

Anyway, like I said, we’ve had some off the field issues — players causing fights, robbing co-eds at knife point, plotting the overthrow of the government and so forth, so I wanted to bring in someone who could really get tough on things. Immediately, I thought of Eliot, and — who’da believed it — he just happened to be … ummm … in transition. So it’s sort of a win-win situation from where I see it. So, uhhh, here he is.

Spitzer then addressed the media stating that he was thrilled to be offered a chance to join the Crimson Tide staff.

We all are looking for opportunities in life, and when Nick called, I immediately jumped at the challenge to come in and help reform this program. In my past as a lawyer, Attorney General, and Governor of New York, I’ve taken on big business, Wall Street, organized crime, and a whole crowd of street-walking crack-whores. I know that I have both the skills and the commitment to once again return integrity to the Alabama football program. I pledge to this university my promise that I will do everything in my power to see to it that each of the Tide players is accountable for their actions. Oh, and, … uh … I promise I won’t pay for sex anymore….

When asked what Spitzer’s compensation package would include Saban replied “Uhhh, money … oh yeah, and we’ve arranged for him to live with the Tri-Delts here on campus, so I suppose there will be some … err …. fringe benefits involved as well, but we’re still working out the details.“

Several of the members of the Tri -Delta Sorority appeared with Spitzer at the press conference. “These fine young ladies of Alabama have been most welcoming to me, as I have come to town today to take up the mantle of reform once again. I do so look forward to diving into them … I mean … into this project as we move forward.“

Eliot Spitzer commenting on the size of his … err … integrity with several members of the Alabama Tri-Delta Sorority in the background

Spitzer is set to assume the position his role with the Crimson Tide immediately, despite the fact that his wife was quoted as saying that “there was no f***in’ way in hell,” that she would be joining him.

Thus, Alabama looks to the future, and Eliot Spitzer once again finds himself surrounded by thugs, degenerates, and naked women…

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More Farks on display at Gate 21’s Museum of Farks:

**Disclaimer: As if it were not completely obvious, this article is complete crap and is purely a creation of the unbalanced mind of the author. This article (along with all images contained therein) is a fictional humorous depiction (a/k/a “Fark”), intended as satire, and does not reflect the views or position of the University of Alabama, Nick Saban, or Eliot Spitzer. Neither this posting, those who created it, nor this blog are in anyway affiliated with the University of Alabama, Nick Saban, or Eliot Spitzer. So please don’t have your lawyers send me a bunch of nasty letters…

Well, this one matters…

Tonight the BasketVols take on the Florida Gators in Gainesville. I know that Head Coach Eddie Munster Billy Donovan will have the Gators fired-up in hopes of beating the Vols and hopefully earning Florida a berth in the NCAA Tournament. In years past, the Tennessee Volunteers would have expected to lose, fortunately, Tennessee has a different coach now, and no longer expects to lose to anyone.

A win versus the Gators brings the BasketVols one step closer to their first outright SEC Championship in 41 years, and one step closer to rolling into the post-season as a number 1 seed. I have a feeling that the BasketVols will be ready and will bring leave it all on the floor tonight.

The game tips off at 9:00 on Raycom Sports. For those outside the regional broadcast area, you can catch the Vol Network broadcast at UT Sports.com or on XM Channel 199.

Gee, Billy, I’d say you turned out better than the rest of the family…

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Well, I’m not going to re-hash what everyone else has already said, but this weekend it’s on! The No 2 Tennessee Volunteers take on the No 1 Memphis Tigers at the FedEx Forum in Memphis. It’s guaranteed to be a fabulous game, and hopefully Bruce and the Barbarians will get the train going and show the Tigers who is boss.

For a little breakdown, info, and fun, check out these posts:

• Bruce Pearl’s Letter to John Calipari and a Stat Breakdown for Memphis and Tennessee — Rocky Top Talk
• The Break Down, Part I, Part II, and Part III — The Bruce Ball Blog

It’s going to be huge, and everyone in the nation is watching! Let’s get the Train Going!

Go Vols, Beat the Mem-puss-es!!!

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