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2009 CBS Sports BlogPoll Top 25 Ballot: Week 3
Due to trials, funerals, and numerous other obligations, this will probably be my only post this week. I will, however, be back next weekend after the Florida Game to commiserate or celebrate (after the UCLA disaster, I’m afraid I know which it will be).
At any rate, here is my preliminary ballot for this week’s CBS Sports BlogPoll Top 25 for all to attack, without comment:
| Rank | Team | Delta |
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| 1 | Florida | – |
| 2 | Southern Cal | – |
| 3 | Texas | – |
| 4 | Penn State | – |
| 5 | Alabama | – |
| 6 | Mississippi | – |
| 7 | California | – |
| 8 | Boise State | 3 |
| 9 | LSU | 3 |
| 10 | Miami (Florida) | 4 |
| 11 | Oklahoma | 2 |
| 12 | TCU | 3 |
| 13 | Brigham Young | 3 |
| 14 | Nebraska | 3 |
| 15 | Ohio State | 7 |
| 16 | Iowa | 4 |
| 17 | Pittsburgh | 1 |
| 18 | Georgia | 1 |
| 19 | UCLA | 3 |
| 20 | Notre Dame | 10 |
| 21 | Kansas | 2 |
| 22 | Oklahoma State | 13 |
| 23 | Virginia Tech | 1 |
| 24 | Cincinnati | 1 |
| 25 | Utah | 1 |
| Last week’s ballot | ||
Sorry to be so brief, but duty calls…
2009 CBS Sports BlogPoll Top 25 Ballot: Week 2
Here’s my ballot for this week’s CBS Sports BlogPoll Top 25 hosted by—as you might imagine—CBS Sports.
Week 2
Through 8 September 2009

After the past week in the world of college football, there have been a bunch of changes, mainly at the back end of my poll. The other biggie is the Oklahoma Sooners who plummeted after losing to BYU. In addition, the entire back end of my poll pretty much emptied out as a result of a ton of teams losing. Thus, there are some new faces, and a few that have departed.
Unfortunately, I am starting a multi-week trial today and am already running behind in getting this posted. Given my trial schedule, it is doubtful that I will get much of substance posted for the next week or so. Be that as it may, most of my changes should be fairly obvious. Either way, here’s my ballot:
My Ballot for the Week
Alas, I simply don’t have time to post any real explanations aside from “this is what I think,” but such is life…
You can view the final results of this week’s poll over at CBS Sports later this week and check out an analysis of how the collective blogging brain-trust arrived at this week’s result. If you’re craving even more BlogPoll goodness, you can also check out how other bloggers voted and see how your team fared across the Blogosphere.
Oh, yeah, and if I ever figure out who it is that keeps spamming the comments here at the Gate with random crap offering links to porn sites, Viagra shipped to your home, or moneymaking schemes, I’m going to find his address and tell Eric Berry that the jerk said something nasty about his mother…
2009 SEC Football Power Poll: Week 1
Check out the Full Poll Results at:
Team Speed Kills!
Week 1
Through 7 September 2009
Here’s my ballot for this week in the SEC Power Poll, along with an feeble attempt at explaining why I’m such a moron. Not a whole lot of ways to separate between some of the teams this early on, but at least I thought up some excuses for my decisions.
Here they are, my darlins:
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Comments |
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The Florida Gators pounded the snot out of Charleston Southern, not that this was really a surprise or anything. Up next is Troy, who should be a little more of a challenge … a little. |
| UF 62 • Charleston So. 3 | |||
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The Alabama Crimson Tide looked a bit rusty early on against the Hokies, but came on strong as the clock ticked. Still, I have a lot of questions about their offense, and about what kind of hair gel Nick Saban uses. |
| ALA 34 • VT 24 | |||
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The LSU Tigers faced a tough opponent about a billion Cajun miles from home. Washington is far better than they were last year. A nice win on the road for “the Hat.“ |
| LSU 31 • Washington 23 | |||
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I really thought that the Ole Miss Rebels would be a little more spectacular against the Gold Teeth Brigade of Memphis, but the Rebs did stretch their legs in the second half, so I’ll chalk it up to first game jitters, or too much barbecue. |
| Miss 45 • Mem 14 | |||
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My, oh , my! The fans of the Georgia Bulldogs are ready to eat their own after the loss to Oklahoma State. I wouldn’t put too much worry into it, however, considering that the Cowboys are better than I thought, and Mike Gundy is still “a MAN“… |
| GA 10 • Ok St. 24 | |||
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Nice debut for the Blackjack General in front of a notably orange-tinged crowd. Could it be that the Tennessee Volunteers have finally turned the corner? |
| UT 63 • WKU 7 | |||
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The Auburn Tigers looked solid against an inferior opponent, just like Tennessee. The War Eagles could actually be a surprise to those in the West. Just like how to spell “Chizik” is to the Auburn Athletic Department. |
| AUB 37 • La Tech 13 | |||
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Well, the Kentucky Wildcats managed a victory to start the season and even got the goose egg. I’m still not convinced that they plan on playing any defense this year, but we’ll see. |
| UK 42 • Miami (OH) 0 | |||
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I grew up in Asheville, NC, so I know all about the WCU Catamounts who the Vanderbilt Commodores dismantled. Problem is that the Catamounts are a second-rate, second-tier program at present. I’d have been more impressed if it had been someone like App State. |
| VU 45 • WCU 0 | |||
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The South Carolina Gamecocks and the “Ole Ball Coach” with a fair amount of help from the NC State Wolfpack, managed to set offensive football back about forty years. Good God that was ugly… |
| SC 7 • NCSU 3 | |||
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I didn’t realize that Missouri State even fielded a football team and judging from their offensive numbers, neither does Missouri State. Interested to see what “Arkansas Razorbacks, The Petrino edition part deux” looks like, but I’m not holding my breath. |
| ARK 48 • Missou St. 10 | |||
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After last season, a win is a win (trust me, as a Vols fan, I mean that). It’s a baby step in the right direction for Dan Mullen and the Mississippi State Bulldogs. Of course Auburn loves to spank babies… |
| MSU 45 • J. St. 7 | |||
What, you were expecting more?
The Rest of the Power Poll
Now that you have wasted your time looking at my ballot, go check out what everybody else is saying over at Team Speed Kills, where the round-up will appear later this week.
Onward and upward …
Vols 63, Western Kentucky 7: The Day After

It was Western Kentucky and lawvol did an excellent job with his version of this post (as in better than mine’s going to be), so I’ll keep this relatively brief.
Judging by the atmosphere on campus before the game and during the game in the student section, you would in no way have thought Tennessee’s opponent was possibly the worst Division I-A team in the country. I found this out on the long walk from my apartment down the Cumberland Avenue “Strip” and through the heart of campus on my way to the Vol Walk. I managed to get an up-close spot fort the spectacle, and I’ll have a video from it at the end of this.
The new JumboTron is awesome, especially when they take the ads off and make it full screen (click to enlarge)
As for the game, I’ll start with Jonathan Crompton. Sure, the tipped balls are worrisome and the first interception he threw – though not his fault, said Lane Kiffin – was the awful kind of pass he would have made last year. Other than that, he really didn’t have that many incompletions.
He looked confident. He looked poised. He managed the offense very well (I can only remember one substitution penalty and procedure penalty). He was 21-of-28 and threw five touchdowns for goodness sakes. Sure, it was mostly the short passing game.
But if your quarterback struggles with making multiple reads (as Crompton did in 2008), you don’t make him do that. You let him take the snap and throw it to a wideout against a corner playing off the line and let the playmaker get some yards in space. You throw the short hitch. You get Crompton rolling out with options short, medium and long. Heck, Crompton even slid when he had to scramble.
The receivers played well enough to make you forget the injuries. Luke Stocker caught two scores. Marsalis Teague led the way as a freshmen and is going to be a great player. Quintin Hancock deserves a shout-out.
But this day belonged to the offensive line. Crompton had time to throw and that only helps him. And the line opened enormous holes and got great push on just about every play, as was evidenced in the stats. Hopefully they stay healthy throughout the year, because watching them open lanes for Hardesty, Bryce, Oku and Poole (let’s not forget about Toney WIlliams, either) could be really fun to watch if they are able to keep it up.
The defense was swarming and Western Kentucky had no time to do anything – at all. I thought the linebackers played pretty well, but we’ll have to see how they go up against stronger, faster opponents in the future. Janzen Jackson was the first freshman to see the field defensively, and, like Teague, he’s going to be a great player. I thought Wes Brown also played very well: well as in fresh, considering everything we’d heard about him all preseason were the bad condition of both of his knees.
To conclude, anytime you dominate a team 63-7 and outgain them by the margin Tennessee did, you feel good about it. But if nothing else, it’s a game where you get some confidence, especially on offense where those guys are trying to make us all forget last year’s atrocities. It’s a chance for the freshmen and new players to get some game action, as every little bit of experience helps. Western Kentucky was the perfect opponent for Lane and Company to open up with.
Looking ahead, I think this team could be pretty tough to beat in Neyland Stadium this year. If the crowd was like it was for Western Kentucky – and those of you who were there hopefully agree with me on this – how will it be when Auburn, Georgia and South Carolina come to visit?
Which leads me to my next bold statement: I see absolutely no way UCLA comes into Knoxville next week and beats Tennessee.
There, I said it. First off, anytime you travel across the country to play, you’re at a disadvantage. See LSU last night at Washington, Maryland getting rocked at Cal, our own Vols the past two seasons and Cal coming here in 2006. Kevin Prince is UCLA’s starting QB. He was 18-of-29 for 176 yards, and threw two picks against one touchdown. That was at home, against San Diego State.
Next week he’ll be dealing with the Tennessee defense. In Tennessee’s stadium. Against a group of players and coaches and fans that want to right the wrong of last year’s embarrassing loss. And do it emphatically in front of a national TV audience on ESPN.
Yes, yes, I know we all said the same exact thing last year. But if not for horribly inept coaching (throwing 41 passes Dave Clawson and letting Kevin Craft dink-and-dunk you down the field John Chavis), Tennessee wins that game. UCLA has certainly improved, but this time they get the dubious honor of making the long trip. We all already are aware (boom, alliteration!) of the importance of this game to the rest of the Vols’ season. Tennessee absolutely has to beat UCLA next Saturday.
As soon as the Vols had the first couple of touchdowns yesterday and settled into the complete domination they displayed, my thoughts were already on UCLA. Hence why I’ve spent the last half of this post talking about next Saturday.
Anyways, here’s the video I took of the Vol Walk from yesterday (please know it’s long and my camera steadiness was lacking…you try holding your arm up that high for that long):
From the Ashes Rises a Phoenix: Western Kentucky Postgame Thoughts
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Western Kentucky vs. Tennessee
Postgame
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Well, there are so very many positive things to say about this game that it is hard to really know where to start, thus, I’ll just start at the top, here are the stats for the game:
| Team Stats | ||
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| Western Kentucky | Tennessee | |
| First downs |
6
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40
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| Rushing |
3
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23
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| Passing |
2
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16
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| Penalty |
1
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1
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| 3rd Down Efficiency |
1-for-11, 9%
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7-for-9, 78%
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| 4th down efficiency |
0-for-1, 0%
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0-for-1, 0%
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| Rushes-Yards |
29-27
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44-383
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| Passing Yards |
66
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274
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| Return Yards |
178
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97
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| Completions-Attempts-Int |
10-17-1
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25-32-2
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| Sacks-Yards Lost |
3-25
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0-0
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| Punts |
9
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0
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| Fumbles Lost |
2-2
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2-1
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| Penalties – Yards |
9-82
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6-45
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| TOTAL NET YARDS |
189
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710
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The stats speak loudly. Tennessee racked up a whopping 710 total net yards. Last season the Vols managed only 3,225 yards on the season, today they produced over 20% of last season’s total yards in a single game. They scored more points than they have since the 2000 game against the Arkansas Razorbacks. Even more surprising was the balance in the offensive yardage between the pass and the run.
And now the Lane Kiffin Era Begins… Liveblogging
Western Kentucky vs. Tennessee
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Final
For the first time ever (since I am stuck in Raleigh and can’t make it to the game) I am going to try a little live-blogging during the game. I will also be in of the live game thread over at Rocky Top Talk.
The SEC Network just went on the air
After many long months, finally…
It’s Football Time in Tennessee!
More later…
And away we go…
Football season is officially upon us and last night we got a chance to get our first look at one of the Tennessee Volunteers’ upcoming opponents: the South Carolina Gamecocks. If last night was any indication, South Carolina’s offense has a long way to go. In their lackluster 7-3 win over the NC State Wolfpack, the Gamecocks looked fairly anemic when they had the ball and had it not been for their defense, they probably don’t win the game (considering their only touchdown came as a result of a recovered fumble in the red zone). That is some good news for the Vols. You can read plenty more on this game from the Thunder Chicken perspective over at Garnet and Black Attack.
Meanwhile, out in the hinterland, the Boise State Broncos managed to beat the Oregon Ducks 19-8 in a battle of fisticuffs on the Smurf Turf. Even more exciting than the game was Oregon running back LeGarrette Blount’s right hook to the jaw of Boise State defensive end Byron Hout after the game was over. CBS Sports is now reporting that Blount has been suspended for the remainder of the season by the University of Oregon.
Tisk, Tisk…
Here’s a little look at the fun that was had by Blount and Hout at the game.
Video: Smurf Punchin’
Oh yeah, and Utah beat Utah State 35-17 (if any of you cared).
Thus, we have but one day before the Vols get it going against the Western Kentucky Weird-Grimace-Looking-Walking-Amoeba-or-is-it-an-Eggplant-Guys (Hilltoppers) at Neyland Stadium. After all these months of waiting, we finally get a chance to see Lane Kiffin’s Vols in action. Let’s just hope no one punches anyone afterwards.
Ahh, college football, I’ve missed you…

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