Lane Kiffin Names New Staff Members
February 11th, 2009 | 
Author: According to Basilio and GVX, Lane Kiffin has named former-Vol Inquoris “Inky” Johnson as a graduate assistant. Johnson was a key member of the Vols’ defensive backfield prior to his career ending injury in 2006. Johnson will be coaching the defensive backs.
Inky Johnson in 2006
It was also announced that Kiffin has named Leonidas of Sparta as the Vols new Kicking and Hurling of Sharp Objects Coach.**
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As you can see from the press conference, Leonidas is pumped!
Hmm… wonder how long I can keep this Sparta thing going?
– So it goes …
Image Courtesy of: UTVol.com
** Disclaimer: As if it were not completely obvious, the discussion of Leonidas of Sparta is a humorous depiction (a/k/a “Fark”) and is a complete fabrication of the mind of the author (e.g. it is complete bullshit). Some parts of this post do not reflect the views of the University of Tennessee. Furthermore, neither the author of this post nor this blog are in anyway affiliated with the University of Tennessee, and all discussion of adding a “Hurling of Sharp Objects” coach is intended solely as humor. So please don’t have your lawyers send me a bunch of nasty letters…
About the Author: "Lawvol" -- I'm just a guy living in North Carolina who has an unnatural fascination with the color orange. Just because I'm a Tennessee alum and die-hard Volunteer fan doesn't mean that I can't poke a little fun at the Big Orange and anybody else for that matter.
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He’s nowhere near as intense as Coach O.
You are probably dead on when it comes to that statement.