Big Orange Roundtable Round-Up!

Big Orange Roundtable

Round-Up: It's Football Time Again

My first week as the host of the totally awesome Big Orange Roundtable has come to a close, and I thoroughly enjoyed doing it. Actually, the Big Orange Roundtable has just completed it's first run-through of all the Vol bloggers and it starts back up next week over at Yo' Mama Slept With Big Wilt. I'm sure Thomas will have some excellent questions as it's Florida week.

GOOD WORK EVERYONE!!

Enough of me, time for me to share the Roundtable's answers. Since we're all family here on the Roundtable and I'm just a nice guy, I'm going to include everyone in the round-up. You're welcome...

(1) So we're all still pissed off from losing to a UCLA team we would without a doubt beat at worst eight times out of 10, and now a pretty bad UAB team comes to Knoxville before the epic showdown with Florida and the rest of the SEC gauntlet - the deep breath before the plunge, if you will. What I simply want to know is what do YOU want to see from the Vols this Saturday?

Most of the answers to this question involved three things: (1) running the football, (2) some reason to feel positive about Jonathan Crompton, and (3) better coaching.

The always funny Jai Eugene at LWS wants better hands from the receivers (and Arian Foster). Thomas at YMSWWC used this question as an opportunity to bash RayCom's three Daves. MoonDog wants the coaches to show that they actually can adjust in-game. Ghost over at 3SIB wants our offensive line to find their male parts and lead the way to an unstoppable running attack.

Much like Ghost, Will at SESB wants a reason to believe...and to pound the football only as to prepare for the Florida showdown next Saturday. New Roundtable member Patrick (what a great name!) at C4J uses his days of living in the B'ham and makes it personal: he wants to kick the Blazers while they're down with a 65-point beatdown an old-fashioned ass-whoopin'.

(2) Flashback to Saturday night in Gainesville: up 23-3, Florida gets a good punt return by Brandon James inside the Miami 20. With 1:56 left, Urban Meyer sends Tim Tebow back in, and, after a screen pass, a throw into the endzone, and a lost-yardage run, Florida kicks a sand-in-the-face field goal with :25 left, prompting a death stare from Cane coach Randy Shannon and eventually a "handshake" at midfield after the game. Thoughts?

I have to be honest, I asked this question for the sole purpose of bashing Urban Meyer and watching others do it too. I hate Urban Meyer. Ghost also hates Nick Saban, but respects him. Urban? Not so much. Thomas calls Urban an asshole. Patrick does wish Randy Shannon had punched Urban's face off. Jai? He makes the Gators/Patriots comparison.

MoonDog and Will took the higher road and didn't express dislike for Urban Meyer or his move, with good reasoning. MoonDog points out the Gators' recent fails against Miami and sending the message that Florida is the state's best team as good enough reason to kick the field goal. Will went all sneaky - he says Miami should act like it's not big deal on the outside, but use it for motivation to build up to the next meeting with the Gators and exact revenge then.

(3) And finally, a question that I'm not sure has been so directly asked in the course of the Roundtable, but one that needs answering: the "woo" in Rocky Top...do you "woo" and why do/don't you "woo"?

This question sparked quite a bit of debate, as I thought. We actually had a comment on Gate 21 saying a trumpet player back in '92/'93 "woo"ed once. The band caught on and started doing it, then the stadium followed and the rest is history. Whether that's true or not, the "woo" has been a part of Rocky Top as long as I can remember. But the consensus on the Roundtable? The "woo" sucks.

Thomas says "woo"ing is only for Ric Flair (see below...). MoonDog wants to shoot the aforementioned trumpet player for starting it. Patrick went with the gutsy admission of his love of the "woo," expressing his inner Mike Gundy. Will? admits he enjoys the "woo," but also defaulted to Ghost, whose answer was nothing short of epic...

This is going to bring into question my manhood, but I’m OK with that. I’m confident in my sexuality, but I must answer this with a story. My wife — Mrs. Ghost — is a beautiful but immature lady. I love her, but she’s a Bama fan, No. 1, and No. 2, she absolutely loves 1980s music. Now, I’m not talking about the Thompson Twins, Howard Jones, Africa and all the tolerable stuff. No, no, no. My wife loves the New Kids on the Block. (I have another name for them … Yes, it’s the same as yours.) Well, Mrs. Ghost has been beside herself about the release of NKOTB’s new album — which since I download … er… bought, she HATES by the way — because she loved, loved, LOVED that new song about the Girls of Summer, or something like that. So, I got the CD for her Sunday afternoon and on the way to church that night, she proceeds to pop in the CD and play the song that is on the radio right now. It is a terrible song with no vocal quality at all, but it’s got a catchy beat. Now, when I say that sentence right there, my wife says, “You know you like it.” And I hate it. The “B-A-N-A-N-A-S” song by Gwen Stefani was horrible. The “My Humps” song is my least favorite song of all-time. Going back even further, I despise “Love Shack” by the B-52’s. But it’s those songs — THOSE HORRIBLE SONGS — that get in your head. So, sure enough, when we were waiting for preaching to start standing on the front porch, I began humming the song. My wife gets a little half-smile, looks at me sideways and says, “See, you DO like that song.” I wanted to punch her. Anyway, all that brings me to this: I’m completely and whole-heartedly against the WOO! in Rocky Top. I hate it. I think it’s stupid. If we wanted a stupid cheer, we’d have adopted Two Bits from the Gators or not let Ole Miss steal “Hotty Toddy” from us. I hate stupidity. And the “WOO” is our stupidity. But, but, but in the heat of the moment after we score a touchdown and we’re dancing in the aisles and high-fiving complete strangers and clapping, I’ve caught myself WOOING before. I’m completely and abashedly ashamed. My fandom should be revoked. That said, I hope there are thousands of WOOs! come Saturday.

Ghost, that took guts. Jai, not to be outdone, gives us his own history of the "woo," and discusses how 14 year-old girls view the "woo." I'm still laughing at his answer.

As I commented on 3SIB, I think everybody - even the toughest of the "tough" guys - deep, deep, down, knows they have "woo"ed before - they're just in denial. And as my last act as Roundtable host, I'm going to plain straight overload on the "woo"...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdABlGoar9g[/youtube]

Guys, it's been fun. Maybe lawvol - who also answered my questions here - will let me answer next week...

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