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Headlines, Links & Lies …

January 30th, 2008 |

Author: lawvol

Hunting up links any way I can!!

A few links worth looking at:

One more reason to be pissed off at Dana Jacobson — SECFB
One Former Hawaii Warrior Has Gone Crazy… and why crying in public is not always a good idea — YMSWWC
Only in America can you buy Marijuana in a Vending Machine — DBKP
Bob Huggins having to dodge some pretty interesting questions about his program when some pranksters get the number for his press teleconference (Audio) – Big Lead (absolutely freakin’ hilarious, NSFW)

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Wake Forest’s Quarterback Showing what he’s made of (arrgh, I didn’t need that)– With Leather
America’s Top 20 Drunkest Athletes — CO-ED Magazine
Impressive eye-candy and Birthdays — Busted Coverage

Looking for a Football Playoff? Yes, Yes, and YES – Bring On the Plus-one — Curveballs for Jesus
The Top Ten Things Your Girlfriend Doesn’t Understand About Football (bet that one will make you think) – BCS Frenzy
Rich Rodriguez’s Letter to West Virginia (I honest to God hope that is actually what he sent) – Gump for Heisman
The Best Super Bowl Ads from the Past — Brahsome (including one of my favorites)

Urban Meyer + Bill Bellichick = Mutual Admiration Society — Loser With Socks
A Bear Bryant Tribute Orgy — Tide Sports
Trev gives Orson a little payback and why all College Quarterbacks should keep a little NyQuil with them on the sidelines — EDSBS
Ouch, a pole in the crotch is no laughing matter (unless it happens to someone else, then it’s funny) — Deuce of Davenport

- Go Figure …

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4 Responses to “Headlines, Links & Lies …”

hooper

says:

30 January 2008 at 8:04 pm

Good times with the Super Bowl commercials. Since we all have our differences (I would have left off the wassup guys – they annoyed me from the 1st ad), I won’t expound more than that.

The Dana Jacobson piece was an interesting take. I don’t think the timeline on overreacting will be that long, though; ESPN will find plenty of reasons to kiss up to ND besides NJ. Their love affair with ND actually puzzles me a bit; since ND has the contract with NBC until the Apocalypse, you’d think that ESPN wouldn’t be so interested in promoting another network’s main feature. Maybe they figure that nobody actually watches the ND games, and that they can get everybody on the highlights.

Here’s ESPN’s logic tree for teams:

IF (Team_Conference == “ACC”)
INTEREST = “Meh”
BIAS = -0.8
ELSE IF (Team_Conference == “Big East”)
INTEREST = “Who?”
BIAS = -0.5
ELSE IF (Team_Conference == “PAC10″)
IF (Team == “USC”)
INTEREST = “Best Team Ever!”
BIAS = 3.1
ELSE
INTEREST = “Too late at night”
BIAS = 0.0
END IF
ELSE IF (Team_Conference == “SEC)
IF (Team == “Florida”)
INTEREST = “Genuflect to St. Tebow”
BIAS = 2.4
ELSE
INTEREST = “Lip Service”
BIAS = -4.6
END IF
ELSE IF (Team_Conference == “Big12″)
INTEREST = “Choke in Bowls”
BIAS = 0.0
ELSE IF (Team_Conference == “Big10″)
INTEREST = “High”
BIAS = 2.2
ELSE IF (Team_Conference == “MidMajor”)
INTEREST = “Null”
BIAS = -0.2
ELSE IF (Team_Conference == “NotreDame”)
INTEREST = “OMG!!!11!!1″
BIAS = 7.2
END IF