I always thought that I had to pay a lot to the VASF for my season tickets in Knoxville, but I’ve decided that I may be getting a bargain.

As you may have heard, Jerry Jones the oh-so-cute-and-cuddly owner of the Dallas Cowboys is now building a new stadium for the Cowboys. This is not going to be your typical stadium, mind you, but rather a giant orgy of stadium construction — Texas style. With a price tag of 1 billion dollars, Jerry World is destined to be a virtual palace which will thrill the senses and boggle the mind. Given the scope of the amenities which will be included in the 80,000 seat structure, fans will be able to enjoy countless food offerings and numerous entertainment choices — including 3 suspended JumboTrons and a huge JumboTron facing out into the freakin’ parking lot. In fact, the current plan is to no longer even have the Cowboys play games, but rather simply allow fans to come to the stadium and bask in Jerry Jones’ magnificent greatness. That’s fine by me … I hate the Cowboys (with apologies to Jason Witten)

How much will tickets cost? Well, after you pay the $100.00 fee required to get on the list to purchase tickets, fans will be able to buy personal seat licenses for roughly the cost of a new house — or one of Jerry Jones’ suits. While the cost for all of the various seat license options have not yet been announced, the cost per seat will be as high as $50,000 per seat (See The Heckler and The Dallas News). Kinda makes my VASF donation look a bit paltry. Add to that the yearly cost of season tickets — at $340.00 a ticket, and a parking space costing $750.00, and it easy to see how Jerry Jones can afford to build his new stadium … and make no mistake it’s Jerry’s stadium. Jerry has publicly said that his goal is to build “one of the most visible buildings in the world.” I guess Jerry wants to build a monument to himself which will remain after he’s gone. I just hope the stadium is big enough to hold his ego.

And I always thought public masturbation was illegal…

— Go Figure … lawvol

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About the Author:  "Lawvol" -- I'm just a guy living in North Carolina who has an unnatural fascination with the color orange. Just because I'm a Tennessee alum and die-hard Volunteer fan doesn't mean that I can't poke a little fun at the Big Orange and anybody else for that matter. Feel free to complain all you want. >> Read more from this author

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